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xarustepes:

Stress relief? He can’t die, I can’t—- I’m very hard to kill. It works out for both of us… until he shot me in the crotch today.

*She screams in laughter, unable to hold it back.* I’m sorry but that’s hilarious.

He was laughing too… to be fair I did cut off his arm, I suppose that made us even. But to add insult to injury, I was in my bat form, and having my… my boys blown out caused me to lose my bearings and I slammed into a wall before spiraling to the ground.

Not my proudest moment.

*She snorted and busted up laughing again* I would have paid to see that.

*He grumbles incoherently.* They still hurt. I can’t sit without great discomfort.